

He welcomes us and tells us that he can make our wildest dreams come true. Luckily, Lord Licorice is of a slight build.

You would have to be very slender to live there. The castle looks nice enough, but it doesn’t seem to be that sturdy since it’s made of licorice. I just decided my partner’s name is Billy, by the way. Running as fast as we can, Billy and I see a castle in the distance. Mint can chop us in half with his candy cane axe.

Remembering that no one really likes minty candy except for felons and grandparents, we tiptoe out of the forest before Mr. He wears a clashing pink and red poufy outfit yet he claims to be a lumberjack. There’s a really tall, clownish looking man called Mr. All of a sudden there’s snow on the ground and we’re having trouble breathing. Plumpy isn’t of much help to me and my overall-ed companion/brother/life partner so we continue on our way. He’s been banished to the very outskirts of Candy Land because he only eats plums. We come across a plum tree that houses a little green goblin named Plumpy. Why we’re both dressed in overalls, I don’t know. I grab the little boy’s hand, and we start off on our adventure. I’m going to be the little girl in the game’s scenario.
